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There was this man who was going through a bitter divorce and about to lose everything to his soon to be ex wife. Down on his luck and down to his last beer he cracked the lid to that last beer and POOF! A genie flew out of the beer bottle and said to the man, "I give you three wishes but beware! All that you wish for your soon to be ex wife will receive twice the amount!" Pondering this for a moment the man finally said, "I wish for 10 million dollars". True to what the genie said, the wife received 20 million dollars. For his second wish the man said, "I wish for a 50 foot yacht". Once more and true to what the genie said the wife received 2 100 foot yachts. For his last wish the man pondered a little longer and said, "I wish to be beaten half to death".